National Retreat Shirt

National Retreat Shirt

Washed Denim / S
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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National Retreat Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorWashed Denim

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

No one ask me anything.

There has been a temporary suspension of questions, favors, decisions, requests for passwords, requests for snacks, requests for opinions, and anything beginning with “Do you know where...”

Management has relocated to a folding chair somewhere among the trees.

For anyone who doesn't necessarily need a vacation so much as a brief period during which absolutely nobody requires anything from them.

Cooler packed. Chair open. Questions closed.

Welcome to the No One Ask Me Anything National Retreat.

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.

The Tee

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, breathable feel
  • Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who are currently unavailable for follow-up questions.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.

✓ Easy returns within 30 days

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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