Car Seat Archaeology Shirt

Car Seat Archaeology Shirt

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Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Car Seat Archaeology Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorIvory

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

There are layers. We don't know how deep they go.

At the surface, a few crumbs. Nothing concerning.

Further excavation reveals a lost mint, several fries of indeterminate age, approximately fourteen cents in loose change, and a cup that no member of this household is willing to claim.

At this point, removing anything could compromise the structural integrity of the vehicle.

For anyone whose car has developed a measurable geological record of everywhere they've been and everything they've eaten.

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

The Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric, soft-washed for a lived-in feel, relaxed unisex fit, durable reinforced stitching, and professionally printed to order.

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people whose vehicle may qualify as an active excavation site.

Fit + Sizing: Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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