We Have to Leave in Five Minutes Shirt

We Have to Leave in Five Minutes Shirt

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Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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We Have to Leave in Five Minutes Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorOrchid

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

Five minutes is plenty of time.

Shoes on. Bag packed. Everyone knows we're leaving. We have discussed the leaving. Multiple warnings have been issued.

And yet.

Somehow the person responsible for getting everyone out the door has progressed from standing by the door to sitting down and reconsidering the entire outing.

For anyone who knows that “we have to leave in five minutes” is less of a time estimate and more of a household distress signal.

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

The Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric, soft-washed for a lived-in feel, relaxed unisex fit, durable reinforced stitching, and professionally printed to order.

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who have been ready to leave for the last twenty minutes.

Fit + Sizing: Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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