{"product_id":"too-many-things-are-happening-shirt","title":"Too Many Things Are Happening Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;div:has([data-free-thinking-preview-answer=true])+:is(.text-message,.relative:has(\u0026gt;.text-message))]:-mt-2 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content yWcLfW_streamingContainer markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToo many things are happening.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIndividually? Probably manageable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCollectively? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere are texts to answer, things to remember, noises coming from several directions and at least one task you were supposed to be doing while you were dealing with all the other tasks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe squirrel has assessed the situation. The squirrel has concerns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToo many things are happening.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePrinted on a \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves \u0026amp; hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by Ordinary Nonsense for people currently experiencing more things than they ordered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eFit + Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit. Please check the sizing guide near the sizing options and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ordinary Nonsense","offers":[{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":50416504275049,"sku":"9163054_16523","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":50416504307817,"sku":"9163054_16524","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":50416504340585,"sku":"9163054_16525","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":50416504373353,"sku":"9163054_16526","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416504406121,"sku":"9163054_16527","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416504438889,"sku":"9163054_16528","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416504471657,"sku":"9163054_17507","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":50416503128169,"sku":"9163054_17707","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":50416503160937,"sku":"9163054_17708","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":50416503193705,"sku":"9163054_17709","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":50416503226473,"sku":"9163054_17710","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416503259241,"sku":"9163054_17711","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416503292009,"sku":"9163054_17712","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416503324777,"sku":"9163054_17713","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":50416503586921,"sku":"9163054_16541","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":50416503619689,"sku":"9163054_16542","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":50416503652457,"sku":"9163054_16543","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":50416503685225,"sku":"9163054_16544","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416503717993,"sku":"9163054_16545","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416503750761,"sku":"9163054_16546","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416503783529,"sku":"9163054_17503","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":50416503816297,"sku":"9163054_15166","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":50416503849065,"sku":"9163054_15167","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":50416503881833,"sku":"9163054_15168","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":50416503914601,"sku":"9163054_15169","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416503947369,"sku":"9163054_15170","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416503980137,"sku":"9163054_16328","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416504012905,"sku":"9163054_17511","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":50416504045673,"sku":"9163054_17648","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":50416504078441,"sku":"9163054_17649","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":50416504111209,"sku":"9163054_17650","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":50416504143977,"sku":"9163054_17651","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416504176745,"sku":"9163054_17652","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416504209513,"sku":"9163054_17653","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416504242281,"sku":"9163054_17654","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":50416503357545,"sku":"9163054_21257","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":50416503390313,"sku":"9163054_21258","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":50416503423081,"sku":"9163054_21259","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":50416503455849,"sku":"9163054_21260","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416503488617,"sku":"9163054_21261","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416503521385,"sku":"9163054_21262","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416503554153,"sku":"9163054_21263","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ S","offer_id":50416502898793,"sku":"9163054_21506","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ M","offer_id":50416502931561,"sku":"9163054_21507","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ L","offer_id":50416502964329,"sku":"9163054_21508","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ XL","offer_id":50416502997097,"sku":"9163054_21509","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":50416503029865,"sku":"9163054_21510","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":50416503062633,"sku":"9163054_21511","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":50416503095401,"sku":"9163054_21512","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/4619\/7865\/files\/Ivory_862f4956-8e85-4153-9a35-27e679f884ad.png?v=1790348053","url":"https:\/\/ordinarynonsense.com\/products\/too-many-things-are-happening-shirt","provider":"Ordinary Nonsense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}