The Audacity Fly Shirt

The audacity.

Not the inconvenience. Not the annoyance.

The audacity.

You were minding your own business when a single housefly entered the room and immediately began behaving as though the property had recently transferred into its name.

It has inspected your lunch. Circled your head. Landed somewhere deeply inappropriate. Ignored several increasingly personal requests to leave.

At this point, this is no longer pest control.

There has been a breach of decorum.

An ornate antique portrait seemed like the only appropriate way to document the offender.

The Tee

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that lived-in Comfort Colors® feel from the first wear.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, breathable feel
• Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who have been personally disrespected by a fly.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.