Starting a New Life Five States Over Shirt

Nothing is wrong. You've just considered your options.

Maybe there's a small town five states over where the rent is reasonable, nobody knows you, and you could become the sort of person who has a favorite local bakery and answers questions about your past somewhat vaguely.

You're probably not going.

But it's nice to know the highway is there.

For anyone who has ever experienced the completely normal urge to relocate several hundred miles away and begin a mysterious second act.

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

The Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric, soft-washed for a lived-in feel, relaxed unisex fit, durable reinforced stitching, and professionally printed to order.

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who aren't leaving, but have considered the logistics.

Fit + Sizing: Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.