Running Like Clockwork Shirt

Running Like Clockwork Shirt

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Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Running Like Clockwork Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
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Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

Running like clockwork.

From the outside, anyway.

For those of us with ADHD or AuDHD who have somehow become very good at appearing functional, this one is for the machinery nobody else gets to see. You got where you needed to go. You answered the email. You remembered the appointment. You appear to be operating exactly as intended.

Open the casing and it's a different story.

There are loose springs, crooked gears, three emergency systems compensating for each other, and at least one bobby pin performing a job it was never designed to do. Nobody needs to know. It's running.

Running like clockwork.

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.

The Tee

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, breathable feel
  • Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for ADHD and AuDHD people whose definition of “functional” is simply that the machine is still running.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the sizing guide near the sizing options and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.


Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

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