Porch Lizard Shirt

Porch Lizard Shirt

Ivory / S
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Porch Lizard Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorIvory

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

Porch lizard.

A highly specialized creature.

Known to emerge when the weather is pleasant, settle into one particularly good chair, and remain there for an impressive length of time with a drink, a book, or absolutely nothing to do.

Attempts to lure it indoors are generally unsuccessful.

For anyone who considers sitting on the porch a legitimate afternoon activity and sees no reason to improve upon it.

The Tee

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed, unisex fit
  • Durable reinforced stitching
  • Professionally printed to order

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who have found their preferred basking spot.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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