Pickup Line Retreat Shirt

Pickup Line Retreat Shirt

Ivory / S
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Pickup Line Retreat Shirt
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Pickup Line Retreat Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorIvory

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

Pickup line retreat.

The children have been collected. The doors are locked. We are no longer accepting questions, requests, snacks, permission slips, or information that apparently needed to be shared at 7:42 this morning.

We have returned to base.

For moms who know that surviving pickup does not mean the day is over—it just means operations have moved to a new location.

The Tee

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed, unisex fit
  • Durable reinforced stitching
  • Professionally printed to order

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for moms making their daily withdrawal from the pickup line.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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