Personal Tomato Security Shirt
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Sale price
$34.95
Regular price
$49.95
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Personal Tomato Security Shirt
Sale price
$34.95
Regular price
$49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
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Description
Personal security.
Small. Alert. Extremely committed to the position.
He has no formal training, no discernible qualifications, and it is unclear what he intends to do in the event of an actual threat.
Still, having a tiny frog assigned to your protection feels better than having no frog at all.
For anyone who would feel considerably safer knowing there is a little guy keeping an eye on things.
The Tee
Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
- Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
- Relaxed, unisex fit
- Durable reinforced stitching
- Professionally printed to order
Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who prefer their security personnel very small and amphibious.
Fit + Sizing
Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
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