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Your additional question has been forwarded to the appropriate department, where unfortunately there is nobody left to deal with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who has remained professional, pleasant, and remarkably composed despite circumstances that have made all three increasingly difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere isn't any left over here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePER MY LAST NERVE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. 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