Not Dirty Enough to Wash Shirt

Not Dirty Enough to Wash Shirt

Light Green / S
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Not Dirty Enough to Wash Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
ColorLight Green

Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

Clothes not dirty enough to wash.

There is clean. There is dirty. And then there is the entirely separate category of clothing that has been worn but has not yet done anything serious enough to deserve the washing machine.

These clothes live on The Chair. Occasionally The Floor. Sometimes they migrate back to The Chair. It's a highly sophisticated system.

The Tee

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed, unisex fit
  • Durable reinforced stitching
  • Professionally printed to order

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people whose chair has a completely legitimate secondary function.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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