New Personal Policy: No Shirt

New Personal Policy: No Shirt

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Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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New Personal Policy: No Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
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Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

New personal policy: NO.

Without explanation.
Without guilt.
Effective immediately.

Turns out an entire supporting argument is not actually required every time you don't want to do something.

No elaborate excuse. No carefully constructed scheduling conflict. No paragraph explaining why you are unfortunately unable to attend the thing you never wanted to attend in the first place.

Just no.

A remarkably efficient new administrative policy.

NO. Effective immediately.

The Tee

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that lived-in Comfort Colors® feel from the first wear.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, breathable feel
  • Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people implementing some long-overdue policy changes.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

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