Neighborhood Night Walk Shirt

Neighborhood night walk.

The official purpose is to walk the dog.

The actual itinerary includes stopping at every interesting smell, investigating one suspicious hedge for several minutes, crossing the street to avoid another dog, and standing completely still while someone decides whether or not they’re going to pee.

There is no estimated return time.

For anyone who knows the evening dog walk is less of a walk and more of a slow guided tour led by someone with very different priorities.

The Tee

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
• Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable reinforced stitching
• Professionally printed to order

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who have spent an unreasonable amount of time standing beside one particular bush.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.