My House Used to Be Clean Shirt

My house used to be clean.

There is photographic evidence.

At some point, the counters were clear. The pillows were arranged. There weren't six unidentified objects sitting at the bottom of the stairs waiting to be carried up.

Apparently, we lived like this once.

No one can say exactly when things changed. Somewhere between actually living here and everyone acquiring belongings, snacks, shoes, projects, and an apparent inability to put anything back, the clean house became a historical event.

The Tee

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors® 1717 for that soft, substantial, already-broken-in feel that makes a graphic tee an immediate favorite.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
• Soft-washed for a lived-in feel
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable reinforced stitching
• Professionally printed to order

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who vaguely remember seeing the dining room table.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.