I Have Lost the Ability to Pretend This Is Fine Shirt

I have lost the ability to pretend this is fine.

There was a time when we could smile politely. Nod along. Keep things moving. Say “no worries!” about things that were, in fact, several worries.

That time has passed.

The pleasant little mask is still technically available. We simply no longer have the energy required to operate it.

For anyone who hasn't necessarily become less patient with age—just significantly less interested in performing enthusiasm for situations that are objectively ridiculous.

I have lost the ability to pretend this is fine.

The Tee

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that lived-in Comfort Colors® feel from the first wear.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, breathable feel
• Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders
• Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people whose customer-service voice has recently become unavailable.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.