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Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves \u0026amp; hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by Ordinary Nonsense for people who definitely do not have a favorite plant.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit + Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. 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