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We haven't done that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is more of an ongoing emotional flexibility program involving changing plans, unexpected requests, minor inconveniences, other people's needs, and several things that apparently had to happen today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt this point, we're incredibly limber.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing all the energy of a vintage aerobics class with considerably less cardiovascular activity, this one's for anyone who's been \u003cstrong\u003eemotionally stretching since this morning\u003c\/strong\u003e and would now like to cool down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves \u0026amp; hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by Ordinary Nonsense for people whose emotional range of motion has really improved lately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit + Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart in the listing photos and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. 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