Eat the Frog Shirt

Eat the Frog Shirt

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Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Eat the Frog Shirt

Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
Premium Comfort Colors® 1717
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Typically ships in 2-5 days.

Description

You were told to eat the frog. Unfortunately, the frog has prerequisites.

“Eat the frog” sounds like perfectly reasonable productivity advice: do the big, important thing first and get it over with.

Except before you can do the thing, you need to do another thing. And before that thing, you need to find something. Which reminds you that you never answered that email. And now you're reorganizing a folder because apparently that needed to happen before any of this could happen.

The frog has been waiting for three hours.

He has made a sign.

Worst case scenario: the frog has 20 prerequisites.

Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717, a garment-dyed heavyweight tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex fit and that perfectly lived-in Comfort Colors® feel.

The Tee

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, breathable feel
  • Reinforced collar, neck, shoulders, sleeves & hem
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle stitching

Designed by Ordinary Nonsense for people who tried to eat the frog but apparently needed to complete several side quests first.

Fit + Sizing

Relaxed unisex fit. Please check the sizing guide near the sizing options and compare the measurements with a shirt you already love to find your preferred fit. For a more oversized look, consider sizing up.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the design.

Shipping & Returns

Your shirt is made just for you and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Once it’s on the way, standard U.S. delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days.

Orders over $85 ship free.

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